I don’t know about you, but i get longer and longer emails. People just love to fucking write and write and write. No sense about my time at all. I am writing a long email, look at me! I am using a lot of fucking words just to express a simple thing.
I developed a new policy. If your email is more than 2 paragraphs long, i am deleting it. Sorry, i didn’t get that, maybe the spam monster eat it. Care to tell me about it over the phone? No? Oh, the phone you are paying, but the internet and my time are free? Well, too bad. I wish i care more. But i don’t. I rather sleep.