I love the women who think they are not annoying. Every single one of them have the same line:

i know there are some women out there who are annoying, but i am not one of them. me and my guy have the same interests. sure, he had some of his own before we met, but he quit them on his own, i didn’t make him. no, he figured out that staying home and  watching a cheesy movie is better than drinking and having fun with his buddies.

Pussy is so powerful it turns men into slaves.