A too often discussion:

– Dude, i know you, you cannot afford starbucks as often as you post online
– Yea, it’s the same cup.
– And you dont run and dont go on hikes.
– Yea, i know.
– Why keep posting this untrue stuff?
– For the ladies and the haters, man!
– Dude, really? Girls will see thru you, and the haters, what fucking haters?
– The haters, man, you know…

This coming from people who have their posts on private and have friends only a couple hundred people. And you cant tell them to stop, cause they will thing you are hatin’ on them. And you start hating them for lying to you and all their friends. And themselves.